A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER

It is no longer a phenomenon, it as become a practice popular among men. Recently, the ladies, women, girls, which ever one you belong to are topping the table in Bowen university.
 It was recorded last week that some gadgets got missing from the female New Hostel NH, situated in the permanent site beside Jubilee cafeteria. Four laptops, Two Ipads, phones, and some amount of money went missing, or properly said was stolen on a fateful day leading the victims to a measure of sorrow as till now, these gadgets have not been found.
  A group of people went to the hostel to search every room in the hostel, but it proved abortive as no stolen items could be recovered.
 According to a source, (name withheld) '' we are not even sure if the person is a female or even if the person is a student of Bowen, reason being because some people were able to trace a particular students card to the fence insinuating that the 'criminals' supposedly jumped over the fence, and in fear of being nabbed was in a hurry and a card which was inside one of the students wallet that was stolen fell off probably while trying to jump over the fence.'' PICTURE THAT'
  Currently, no one knows who these criminals are. male, female, hermaphrodites, animals, nobody knows. but one thing is quite sure, it must have been a plan between a student and some other illegal personalities.

 In the message preached about today in the chapel, we were made to understand that truly what a man can do, a woman can really do better.
  '' when boys are stealing two laptops, the girls are stealing four'' i guess they dont want to be left out.
Whoever stole those items shall receive the wrath of God if not returned.
 This scenario should keep everyone at alert as it could have happened to you. We sincerely sympathize to the victims of these criminals and pray that God will comfort them.